Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Arrrrrr, I Be Sick Now. Arrr!

A group of Somali pirates recently seized an Iranian ship, the MV Iran Deyanat. Well, the pirates decided to inspect their catch and soon began to get sick. Some suffered mysterious skin burns while other had their hair begin to fall out. It sounds like radiation poisoning to me. I have a bad feeling that these guys stumbled upon some dirty bomb components (radioactive waste) meant for the Netherlands. The final destination of the ship was scheduled to be Rotterdam. Right now the Netherlands is at the top of the Jihad hit list because of their screening of the film Fitna, critical of Islam. It just keeps getting better and better.

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