Friday, March 27, 2009

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Star Wars MMORPG Issues

Heavy MMORPG Philosophy

The World Doesn't Understand Gamer Girls

Casting Announced for 3 Stooges Movie

No, really, I'm serious.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Mario Observed In Real World

Uh, Okay. What Is Going On Here?

I say again, the Japanese have strange taste.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Is That You, Batman?

I had no idea the batman symbol had gone through so many mutations.

Iron Man vs. Bruce Lee

Monday, March 23, 2009


Friday, March 20, 2009

Epic Fail: Marital Aid

A woman in Maryland was intimately injured by her lover who unsuccessfully converted a saber saw into a sex toy. Read the story below.


Eye Candy? Not so much.

Ouch! Read the story.

Han Solo, the Bully


This Is Why I Don't Use Twitter

Cool Short Film

What's In The Box???

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Great Watchmen Parody With Classic Comic Characters

I Am This Gamer

Damn these old hands!

I have This Nightmare Regularly

Star Wars Nightmare

Unfortunate Toy Design

I guess nobody checked the final product.

Extreme Shepherding

A Return To The Real America! Rise Up!

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Happy St. Patrick's Day

Monday, March 16, 2009

Ever Wonder What Keeps a Nerd Up at Night?

And Another Thing...

Artemis Fowl scribe, Eoin Colfer is in the process of completing a fully authorized sequel to the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series penned by Douglas Adams. Expect to see it in stores by October 2009.

Friday, March 13, 2009

Elmo and Ricky Gervais

The Pain of Being A Camel

You Can't Please Everyone - The Star Trek Edition

I am really looking forward to the movie. My wife mocked me when I got goose-bumps watching the preview right before the Watchmen.

Genius Use of Lego Bricks -The Boba Fett Edition

Poor Confused Turtle

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Dwarfed Punk

Daft Punk + Seven Dwarfs = Dwarfed Punk

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Coin Slot Moisturizer

Incisive Analysis of Economic News Coverage

Normally I am not a big John Stewart fan...but this is funny.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Warcraft Fun

Book: The New Thing

The Friendship EULA

End User License Agreements are those little (or not so little) snippets of text everyone clicks past when they install new software. Beware, some of them are outrageous. This video demonstrates how bad they can be.

Uber-Geek Steve Wozniak Dances

Perhaps he should just design the dances and let Steve Jobs do the dancing. Isn't that how it has always worked.

One Minute Forrest Gump

24 Solid State Drives in Tandem

Wow, 6TB of Flash storage in tandem. I can't wait to have this much performance on my desktop.

Monday, March 9, 2009

Marvel vs DC - The Watchmen Edition

Excellent Fan Short

I was really impressed with the fan-produced short based on the Drizzt novels by R.A. Salvatore.

Looking Forward To Dual Spec

Mystery Of The Universe

Bad Insurance

Men Can't Win

An Avalanche of Watchmen Comics - Mostly about Schlongs

Best Movie Comic Ever

If you have seen the movie, you'll get the joke.

I Watched the Watchmen

Over twenty years of anticipation has come to an end. The Watchmen hit theaters this weekend and it slammed its competition at the box office. The flick brought in nearly $56 million, or eight times the number of sales as its nearest competition. It remains to be seen if the film has this kind of staying power, or perhaps all the fanboys say it the first weekend and the box office take will wither. This review concentrates on how this stands with and stands apart from the original printed work. To me, the Watchmen is an unqualified success as a film. Zack Snyder hits all the right notes for the narrative to ring true with the original comic. I say comic because although the work is often called a graphic novel, it was originally released as twelve separate issues. It was not compiled into a graphic novel until later. As a story it unfolded naturally over twelve monthly issues. It was the definition of a slow burn with thirty days between installments to mull over what was going on. As a collected work the graphic novel feels much more dense and I can see how it was long considered unfilmable. In my opinion, most folks considered the story untranslatable to film due to its scope, but with the refinement of CGI, scope was no longer the issue. The sheer complexity of the narrative emerged as the stumbling block. The filmmakers do a fine job snipping here and there the least essential bits. Yes, that is a bit of an oxymoron, but with a story this complex something has to go in order for it to work on film. To me the real triumph of the film is that the internal spirit of the story is maintained while making it accessible to a larger audience. I can only hope that if the film resonated with people they will make the investment of time and read the graphic novel as well. This could be a gateway to the more serious works available in the medium of comics. One strong caution, if graphic violence isn’t your cup of tea then I would suggest you stay away from this film. Unlike simple slasher films, the violence in the Watchmen is calculated to impact the audience on a deeper level. Each instance is carefully crafted to make you squirm uncomfortably. Also, anyone who brings a kid younger than 17 into this movie needs to have their head examined. The story addresses issues and ideas that younger folks should not have to deal with. Human nature is on trial throughout the film and the result isn’t pretty. I would also suggest some other choice for a first date. All in all, I give the Watchmen a solid 4.5 thunderbolts out of five.

Saturday, March 7, 2009

Spongebob China Edition

Friday, March 6, 2009

Zombie Anti-Depressant

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Star Trek Secrets

I Wish Microsoft Flight Simulator Had This Feature

Wii Gone Crazy

The Marines Must Be Conservatives

Sleep Walking

Scott Sigler Attacked During Tour Stop

Touch my monkey, Scott.

Star Trek Cologne?

I did some checking and this stuff is real. There is also another one (not pictured) called Pon Farr, which we all know is the term used for Vulcan rut. I really don't need to know what Vulcan sex stank smells like. Well, at least they avoided a Klingon perfume.

A Real Dirty Job

Watchmen Saturday Morning Cartoon

What if those Saturday Morning hacks got a hold of the rights to create a Watchmen cartoon. Oh, the horror.

Everyone Is Fleeing Dubai

Mario Observed In Real World

I Wish My Commute Was This Easy

Men Rock!

Driven to Perdition by Warcraft

Disney Must Be Stopped

The Disney marketeer are now molesting my Star Wars memories. We must stop them.

Cthulhu - The Musical

This song is based on the short story 'The Shadow Over Innsmouth' by H.P. Lovecraft. If you are a fan this is great stuff. If you are not a fan you will just think I am odd for posting this.

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Recession Rejection

Awesome Web Game

Off-Road Velociraptor Safari is the best web-based game I have ever played. I just wish the time per game was unlimited.

My Kind of Robot

The Yolk Is On You