Wednesday, July 2, 2008

The Wussification of Football!

Okay, the manliness in football has been declining ever since the league decided to Teflon coat the Quarterbacks and not allow anyone within 5 feet of those prima donnas. Now they have extended the wussification into the stands. The Kansas City Chiefs have instituted a new fan conduct policy that includes no standing. No standing? I guess you have to crawl to your seats. It is only a matter of time before every fan will be required to sit silently and possibly golf clap if a great play occurs. Why do we have to codify what used to be simple common courtesy? I simply ask a serial stander in front of me to take his seat if it is bothering me (I'm 6'5" so that may incline the putz to sit down). Now, the stadium offers an anonymous text message number to allow the wussies in the audience to complain without causing conflict. Wussy, wussy, wussy.,91291

1 comment:

Scott Parker said...

Hmm, first step to the humans of "Wall-E"? Dumb rule. What are they going to do, kick you out? Next they'll outlaw dog masks in Cleveland and face painting in Oakland.