My son is only 2 and I can't wait to take him to his first rock concert. I just hope some of the bands I like are still alive by then. Hang on, Styx. Keep breathing, Rush. Make sure to take your blood pressure medicine, AC/DC. I am training the boy right. Ever since he was born I have been pouring Led Zeppelin (Rockabye version) into his ear.
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