Wednesday, November 26, 2008
You Didn't Need That $24k, Did You?
Current estimates show that the total cost of the current bailout will put each and every person in the US on the hook for over $24,000. I would bet that the total is ridiculously higher if you divvy it up among just the people who actually pay taxes. Meh, we didn't need that money anyway....right? Oh, and why am I bending over, Senator? Ouch! That hurts!
A Good Disease? When PC Turns Deadly
The American Thinker blog has an disheartening article on how a college in Canada dropped funding of Cystic Fibrosis because it mostly effects white males. The disease just isn't inclusive enough. I believe they think that the world would be a better place with less white males. I guess to be diverse they should also ensure that any other diseases that affect specific populations should not be researched, like sickle-cell anemia or Tay-Sachs disease. It is a sad day when we begin to judge the worthiness of disease research based on the group of people is will benefit.
I Need This For My Son
Spawned from the mind of horror king and Origins award winner C.J. Henderson, Baby's First Mythos is a lavishly illustrated tome that blasts your child's soul as it teaches them their ABC's - Mythos-style! A foreward by Dr. Robert M. Price, Ph.D., professor of both theology and philosopy, founder & editor in chief of Crypt of Cthulhu, executor of the Lin Carter estate, current head of Lovecraft's KLM club (the worlds first professional sci fi/horror club).
Mammoths, Woolly Rhinos and Sabre-Toothed Tigers?
According to Cryptomundo.com, scientists are pretty close to cloning a real woolly mammoth. How far behind can other Pleistocene creatures be? Can anyone say Pleistocene Park? I would be so there!
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
The Bailout: A New Perspective
This article puts a historical perspective on the real cost of the current bailout. It is costing more than Marshall Plan, Louisiana Purchase, moonshot, S&L bailout, Korean War, New Deal, Iraq war, Vietnam war, and NASA's lifetime budget -- *combined*! And we are speaking in terms of real dollars, so the historical costs have been inflation adjusted for comparison, and our current bailout still costs more. This is unacceptable.
Super Sock Monkey Giveaway!
Check out these fantastic, hand-made super sock monkeys. The creator is giving away a free one on Black Friday, so click over and comment on this post for a chance to win.
Wonderwoman Is A Man?
WHAT??? DC Comics has an upcoming storyline wherein the persona of Wonder Woman is taken over by a man. Isn't this a sign of the endtimes? This picture hurt my eyes.
Monday, November 24, 2008
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
The Worst Kind Of Crotch Rot
This prisoner in Washington State successfully sued the penal system after they failed to treat the flesh eating bacteria in his crotch in a timely fashion. Luckily it was the penal system he was dealing with because they had to build him a new one.
Creepy Product
Here is an instructional video for the Rejuvenique Beauty Mask. I don't know if I have ever see anything so unintentionally horrific.
Wanda Sykes Comes Out
What a surprise. She has always been so warm and cuddly. As long as she keeps me laughing, I really don't care.
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
Preparing Our Children
We are preparing our children to defend themselves against the coming Jihad.
So, this is basically a nerf M-60? I don't have a problem with it. They will need the practice to defeat the Islamofacists.
So, this is basically a nerf M-60? I don't have a problem with it. They will need the practice to defeat the Islamofacists.
Dirty Minds
One day a little girl was asked in school to draw her mommy at work. This is what she drew.
Her mom works at Home Depot and that is a shovel, you perv.
Her mom works at Home Depot and that is a shovel, you perv.
Monday, November 17, 2008
Friday, November 14, 2008
Ouch!
This only happens when you are in a groove and the writing is just pouring out. Damn that Murphy and his stinkin' law.
Scumbag Spouse Website
There is a new website out there called Ashley Madison. It is a confidential dating service catering to...wait for it...married people. It should have a URL like compucheat.com or sluttyspouses.com. How can someone run a business like this and sleep at night. I bet they sleep on a pile of greasy dollar bills.
First 4-Star Female General
Ann Dunwoody was named the first 4-star general in American history. She is in charge of supply. I can't believe that the Army picked a woman to do the shopping. How sexist.
Old School Rockers
Just imagine how good it will be when aspiring musicians can support themselves by being old enough to collect social security.
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