Do You Have Monkey Butt? Here Is The Cure

A powder that prevents chaffing and keeps you dry in those oh-so sensitive areas.

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Uh, Okay...I Feel Dirty

Think about it for a minute and it will come to you. Wait...wait...wait...okay there it is. The shame of getting the joke and having to suppress a giggle.

Friday, April 17, 2009

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Star Wars/Macgyver

Not as good as the Dallas version, but still pretty good.

Hockey Comedy

I'm not a big hockey fan, but this is funny.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

R.I.P. Starlog Ceases Its Print Version


One more dent was put into the memory of my youth when it was announced that the venerable sci-fi movie magazine Starlog would cease its print version and switch to online only. I have very fond memories of studying my issues of Starlog as a kid, my head filling with the joy of movie magic. Wow, I haven't picked up a copy in 20 years, so I suppose that it is partially my fault.

Mea Culpa

Friday, April 10, 2009

Flutter - Social Networking Goes Berserk

The next step is a 4 character limit service called Grumble with individual posts being called Grunts.

Important Movie

If you are Potty Training...which we are.

Wanted: Professional A$$HOLE

We have the best candidate available...and what a business card.

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Dave Arneson, R.I.P.


Gaming has suffered the loss of another of its patron saints. On April 7th, Dave Arneson, co-creator of Dungeons & Dragons, passed away after suffering from ill health for several years. He suffered a stroke in 2002 and was soon after diagnosed with cancer. He finally lost his battle with cancer, surrounded by his family in St. Paul, Minnesota. Gamers everywhere owe him a certain debt of gratitude for his work. He will be sorely missed.

Real Star Wars Merchandise


StarWars.com is offering some very cool summer toys for your little geeklets. I think I am going to get one for my son.

Tauntaun Sleeping Bag - A Cruel Hoax



After tempting us with this totally kick-ass tauntaun shaped sleeping bag, we find out that the whole thing was a cruel hoax perpetrated by those evil geniuses at thinkgeek.com. I would have bought one of these in a second.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Ant Slavery

Apparently Humans are not the only species to practice slavery. There is a species of North American ant that abducts larvae of other species and enslaves them. As with Humans, they face the perils of slave rebellions. There has to be a science fiction story in there somewhere.

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