Wednesday, November 26, 2008

You Didn't Need That $24k, Did You?

Current estimates show that the total cost of the current bailout will put each and every person in the US on the hook for over $24,000. I would bet that the total is ridiculously higher if you divvy it up among just the people who actually pay taxes. Meh, we didn't need that money anyway....right? Oh, and why am I bending over, Senator? Ouch! That hurts!

A Good Disease? When PC Turns Deadly

The American Thinker blog has an disheartening article on how a college in Canada dropped funding of Cystic Fibrosis because it mostly effects white males. The disease just isn't inclusive enough. I believe they think that the world would be a better place with less white males. I guess to be diverse they should also ensure that any other diseases that affect specific populations should not be researched, like sickle-cell anemia or Tay-Sachs disease. It is a sad day when we begin to judge the worthiness of disease research based on the group of people is will benefit.

Awesome Terminator Salvation Poster

Zen Comedy

I'd Buy This Game

I Need This For My Son


Spawned from the mind of horror king and Origins award winner C.J. Henderson, Baby's First Mythos is a lavishly illustrated tome that blasts your child's soul as it teaches them their ABC's - Mythos-style! A foreward by Dr. Robert M. Price, Ph.D., professor of both theology and philosopy, founder & editor in chief of Crypt of Cthulhu, executor of the Lin Carter estate, current head of Lovecraft's KLM club (the worlds first professional sci fi/horror club).

Mammoths, Woolly Rhinos and Sabre-Toothed Tigers?


According to Cryptomundo.com, scientists are pretty close to cloning a real woolly mammoth. How far behind can other Pleistocene creatures be? Can anyone say Pleistocene Park? I would be so there!

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

The Bailout: A New Perspective


This article puts a historical perspective on the real cost of the current bailout. It is costing more than Marshall Plan, Louisiana Purchase, moonshot, S&L bailout, Korean War, New Deal, Iraq war, Vietnam war, and NASA's lifetime budget -- *combined*! And we are speaking in terms of real dollars, so the historical costs have been inflation adjusted for comparison, and our current bailout still costs more. This is unacceptable.

Super Sock Monkey Giveaway!


Check out these fantastic, hand-made super sock monkeys. The creator is giving away a free one on Black Friday, so click over and comment on this post for a chance to win.

Wonderwoman Is A Man?


WHAT??? DC Comics has an upcoming storyline wherein the persona of Wonder Woman is taken over by a man. Isn't this a sign of the endtimes? This picture hurt my eyes.

Monday, November 24, 2008

Stan Lee is Golden

Stan Lee was just awarded a 2008 National Medal of Arts.

Excelsior!

Tropic Thunder Endgame

Women Keep Us Guessing

Boink! I Always Wondered How It Happened

The Truth Behind Acronyms

Mortgage Justice

Aquadork

Zombie Food Pyramid - Redux

Another food pyramid involving zombies.

Meteor Strike in Canada

Real video from a police dash cam. Cool.

My Son Is Going To Love This

And I bet I will too.

Wealth Transfer - Congressional Style

I swiped this from my buddy David's blog Life in Sector 2814.

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Superman Just Isn't One Of Us

Oops!

PR Is Important

The First Lawyer

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

The Worst Kind Of Crotch Rot

This prisoner in Washington State successfully sued the penal system after they failed to treat the flesh eating bacteria in his crotch in a timely fashion. Luckily it was the penal system he was dealing with because they had to build him a new one.

Creepy Product

Here is an instructional video for the Rejuvenique Beauty Mask. I don't know if I have ever see anything so unintentionally horrific.

Wanda Sykes Comes Out


What a surprise. She has always been so warm and cuddly. As long as she keeps me laughing, I really don't care.

Oh, The Horror! Sesame Street Is Doomed!

The Origins of Stress

Star Wars Can Be Saved

Race To Witch Mountain Trailer

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Preparing Our Children

We are preparing our children to defend themselves against the coming Jihad.
So, this is basically a nerf M-60? I don't have a problem with it. They will need the practice to defeat the Islamofacists.

Dirty Minds

One day a little girl was asked in school to draw her mommy at work. This is what she drew.


Her mom works at Home Depot and that is a shovel, you perv.

It Is Hell To Be Old

Monster Mouse

Okay, That's Just Weird

Monday, November 17, 2008

I'm Not Alone

New Star Trek Trailer

Now with a pretty, Hi-Rez version

Harsh Truth

Sarcasm Does Not Help Me

True Illustration Of A Gamer Dad

One More Reason To Hate Chess

Friday, November 14, 2008

Ouch!


This only happens when you are in a groove and the writing is just pouring out. Damn that Murphy and his stinkin' law.

Scumbag Spouse Website


There is a new website out there called Ashley Madison. It is a confidential dating service catering to...wait for it...married people. It should have a URL like compucheat.com or sluttyspouses.com. How can someone run a business like this and sleep at night. I bet they sleep on a pile of greasy dollar bills.

The Game Should Have Been Named...

First 4-Star Female General


Ann Dunwoody was named the first 4-star general in American history. She is in charge of supply. I can't believe that the Army picked a woman to do the shopping. How sexist.

Old School Rockers

Just imagine how good it will be when aspiring musicians can support themselves by being old enough to collect social security.

And I Bet His Wife Points It Out

Old School Nerd

How many of you are old enough to remember crystal radio kits?

That's What I Was Doing Wrong All Those Years

My name has been changed to protect my innocence.

Superman is a Putz

The Force Is Strong In These Young Geeks

But You Get Free Wi-Fi

I bet they don't have very many power failures either.

Lonely In Azeroth

Dagnabit, I can't get the expansion yet!

Han Paid First

The Best Explanation Yet

Fun Planned for the Inaguration